How to be unhappy:
Compare yourself to everyone.
Hold grudges till the end of time.
See the worst in people and the world.
Never spend time in nature, why would you when you can stay in an artificial man made box?
Buy things you don’t need and cant afford.
At all costs, don’t be yourself.
Never venture out of your comfort zone, live as easy and relaxed of a life as possible.
Read the news.
Complain about everything, I mean why not eh?
Only take from others and the world.
Never challenge yourself.
Settle. Live in complacency and don’t fight for what you want.
And most importantly never smile.